marklisanti:

I know, I know—the unicorn stuff is probably getting a little stale at this point. But whatever, motherfuckers: This one’s packing some serious heat, and if I didn’t pay my my respects, he’d blow my brains out with his Uniglock, then piss rainbows all over my fresh corpse.
[lonelysandwich flickr via esandberg]

marklisanti:

I know, I know—the unicorn stuff is probably getting a little stale at this point. But whatever, motherfuckers: This one’s packing some serious heat, and if I didn’t pay my my respects, he’d blow my brains out with his Uniglock, then piss rainbows all over my fresh corpse.

[lonelysandwich flickr via esandberg]

A sneak preview of the Zoom LeBron VI spied on Sole Collector
A sneak preview of the Zoom LeBron VI spied on Sole Collector
Like the Home Run Derby of Fameball
brooklynmutt:

Nolan Ryan-Robin Ventura Beatdown - 15th Anniversary
Yahoo.com

For all of his career achievements, this one moment is destined to remain highlight #1 for the Ryan Express.

brooklynmutt:

Nolan Ryan-Robin Ventura Beatdown - 15th Anniversary

Yahoo.com

For all of his career achievements, this one moment is destined to remain highlight #1 for the Ryan Express.

lookmom:
via This is Glamorous
Oooh — it’s like a vintage mirrorball got all 2girls1cup with a fine mahogany apartment.

lookmom:

via This is Glamorous

Oooh — it’s like a vintage mirrorball got all 2girls1cup with a fine mahogany apartment.

(via the tweetuping awesome nomsociety)
Not sure how many athletes I can think of who are better at poking fun at themselves than Greg Oden. Classic.

joshmohrer:

SnorgTees.com, our top competitor, ranks #3. But hey, at least we’re doing more than Nike!
    American Apparel, LLC 
UnderArmour.com
SnorgTees.com
L.L. Bean, Inc.
LaneBryant.com
Nordstrom.com
Spiegel Inc
Giorgio Armani S.p.A.
Levi Strauss & Co.
BustedTees.com
Nike
NFLShop.com
Endless.com
Skechers.com

Cakefarts Is MINE

alexblagg:

You non-reblogging bastards better not fuck me over on this. I WANT CREDIT FOR FINDING MOTHERFUCKING CAKEFARTS!!! If the name Alex Blagg is not synonymous with Cakefarts by the time it’s mentioned on every blog in the world tomorrow, I will sue the whole Internet.

You’ve been warned, Tumblr.

Gnarls Barkley - “Who’s Gonna Save My Soul?”

Directed by Chris Milk and featuring Akiva Schaffer from Lonely Island and SNL

Brett Simon - Venice Beach, CA (by The Selby)
Brett Simon - Venice Beach, CA (by The Selby)