I know, I know—the unicorn stuff is probably getting a little stale at this point. But whatever, motherfuckers: This one’s packing some serious heat, and if I didn’t pay my my respects, he’d blow my brains out with his Uniglock, then piss rainbows all over my fresh corpse.
Evil Redheads left off of the Ginger List;
Nolan Ryan-Robin Ventura Beatdown - 15th Anniversary
For all of his career achievements, this one moment is destined to remain highlight #1 for the Ryan Express.
via This is Glamorous
Oooh — it’s like a vintage mirrorball got all 2girls1cup with a fine mahogany apartment.
SnorgTees.com, our top competitor, ranks #3. But hey, at least we’re doing more than Nike!American Apparel, LLC
UnderArmour.com
SnorgTees.com
L.L. Bean, Inc.
LaneBryant.com
Nordstrom.com
Spiegel Inc
Giorgio Armani S.p.A.
Levi Strauss & Co.
BustedTees.com
Nike
NFLShop.com
Endless.com
Skechers.com
Cakefarts Is MINE
You non-reblogging bastards better not fuck me over on this. I WANT CREDIT FOR FINDING MOTHERFUCKING CAKEFARTS!!! If the name Alex Blagg is not synonymous with Cakefarts by the time it’s mentioned on every blog in the world tomorrow, I will sue the whole Internet.
You’ve been warned, Tumblr.
Gnarls Barkley - “Who’s Gonna Save My Soul?”
Directed by Chris Milk and featuring Akiva Schaffer from Lonely Island and SNL
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I know, I know—the unicorn stuff is probably getting a little stale at this point. But whatever, motherfuckers: This one’s packing some serious heat, and if I didn’t pay my my respects, he’d blow my brains out with his Uniglock, then piss rainbows all over my fresh corpse.
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