Mszunefan, the Microsoft Zune fanatic who had three Zune tattoos emblazoned around his shoulders, has decided to cover up the logo with another tattoo, citing a lack of progress in the device’s feature set.
i might cut a bitch today
Not to be an asshole, but if you’re gonna get a sweet sign professionally printed for the big game, at least you could get your apostrophe placement right. (And don’t even get me started about the line spacing.)
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niki:
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I love shit like this.
Who doesn’t?
If somebody animated the horse’s head popping up in the hole and dropped in a little music, we’d be looking at the next dramatic chipmunk/prairie dog.
MP3 Blogs= Copy & Paste The Band Bio From The Press Kit
Music Blogs= restate 40%-60% of said bio, add 2-5 puns, snark as needed, add insightful comment if you are feeling frisky
ahem. if you’d like to guest on idolator one day and see if your formula is correct, consider this my open invitation, and a hint that the answer may surprise you
http://idolator.com/399157/50-cent-is-really-going-through-with-that-taco-bell-lawsuit
70% (by word count) reposted from AP story.
That cheap shot taken, I’d love to guest on Idolator. Can’t claim to be literate in everything the site covers (or to posess your level of insight on the more “inside baseball” industry stuff). However, I catch up quick.
It was actually Reuters. And do you do your best work an hour and a half after quitting time, after you’ve already written 13 other items? I guess we’ll find out. E-mail me and we’ll figure out the details.
A Preview of Crispin’s Microsoft Work? (AgencySpy via didyouevernotice)
Max Banksy? (via JoBlo)
Devendra Banhart’s Bollywood-styled “Carmensita” video, featuring (his girlfriend) Natalie Portman.
Aping Bollywood is cool and all, but I’m pretty sure people wouldn’t quite be buzzing about this to the same extent without the A-list cameo. Just a gut feeling I have.
Whoa. That looked like a 1980’s Pistons-Lakers game, complete with Cooper, Laimbeer and Mahorn.
The big question on everyone’s mind in Hollywood has been…
How could CRANK 2 get more crazy than the original film?
SIMPLE.
GIVE JASON STATHAM A PUPPET HEAD!
(Kudos to the LA Times for running this eye opening photo)
CRANK 2: HIGH VOLTAGE - COMING NOT SOON ENOUGH!
I’ve heard about Crank 2: High Voltage from multiple sources. Each time I still can’t convince myself that it’s not part of a dream, as someone reveals an amazing new detail — like a Jason Statham puppet head, or a Corey Haim appearance.
If this is a dream, I hope I never wake up.
THE ILLUSIONATORS WILL BE MAKING A LIVE APPEARANCE IN SAN DIEGO AT THE COMEDIANS OF COMEDY SHOW
Comedians Of Comedy @ Spreckels Theatre
San Diego, CA Saturday
7/26/2008
8:00 PM
Strategy isn’t arbitrage. What happened in finance? Everyone confused arbitrage with strategy. But arbitrage is simply about capturing value at the expense of counterparties: no new value is created by arbitrageurs. At the limit, arbitrage devolves to a negative sum game: I will actively poison your opportunities, and you will poison mine, if we are trying to arb one another. Strategy must be concerned with value creation in the first place.
Train Thoughts, Vol. XIXVIII: You Disgusting Toad, STOP CUTTING YOUR NAILS HERE
To the disgusting mustached man clipping his fingernails on the train, and to anyone else who might be a regular practitioner of this particular unhygienic hygienic act, which sends keratin projectiles willy nilly onto the floor, the air, towards your fellow passengers’ hair, please, please PLEASE CUT IT THE HELL OUT. IT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING.
Also: it’s okay to just let your goddamned nails grow out, rather than subjecting us to your DISGUSTING FUCKING HABITS. Thanks so much!